Chimpanzee for Sale
cute and adorable baby chimpanzee for sale....just read on!

But what happens in three years, yes, three years, when he goes from infant to a young adolescent? Then what. What happens when he starts ripping the cabinets off the walls. Or if you are late coming home from work, he freaks out because chimps are not used to your change in schedule? You don't see what will become of him - in as short as eight years, when he becomes sexually mature. Then he won't want to wear his diapers, instead he will use his excrement as paint and your walls as his canvas.

This is what becomes you're adorable little boy. He becomes an......(drum roll)...an adult chimpanzee! Wow! Who would have thought. This isn't drama, it's the truth. And not only does he become an adult chimpanzee, he has become an outcast from other chimpanzees because he can only relate to other humans. For the rest of his life, the next 40 years, what will you do with him?
This evening while doing some research, I came across this ad on the internet, it was so disturbing, I had to share it:
cute and adorable baby chimpanzee for sale
I have Chimpanzee monkeys age ranging from ,12 weeks 15 weeks 3 days up to
5 months 3 weeks,1 year to 5 years old. Adoption price for baby male $1500 this
amount include shipping, vet certificate and kennel. for baby female $2000 and pair
$2500 include shipping, vet certificate and cage. All my chimpanzee monkeys will
be issued a Health medicate certificate, diapers (two pair) by a veterinarian
before travel. All are trained with an excellent temperament and sound good with
children that all are tame. All of my chimpanzee monkeys are loved and played
with each and every day. They are given the best high quality monkeys food to
keep them healthy for many years. They are taken to the veterinarian for regular
check-ups .Which mean all are free from genetics diseases.YOU CAN MAIL US BACK FOR MORE PICTURES AND ANY INFORMATION.
Can you just imagine? Then there were some other ads: "I can't have children and I'm desperately seeking a baby chimpanzee...please help!" I was just besides myself.
Jane Goodall, who has spent her entire life with chimpanzees, both in the wild and in captivity has some interesting things to say about having a chimpanzee as a pet. You can read all about it on her site: http://www.janegoodall.org/chimp-central-pets
And if you think, "Oh he's a tree hugger, what does he know?" Believe me, I am not a tree-hugger or a nature freak, far from it. But I do love God's creatures. I believe if chimps were meant to have as pets, they would have been domesticated by now, like dogs and cats. I might even would have one myself. By the way, if you've ever played with a dog, and they "play bit" you, a baby chimp's "play bite" is five to ten times stronger. And that's an infant. As they grow older, "...it's only natural for an animal [to bite] but humans can't cope so they pull teeth. Chimps should not be pets," Phillip Cronje from the Jane Goodall International South Africa (JGI SA) or better known from Animal Planets, "Chimp Eden".
Now, if you wanted to operate a sanctuary and have the land (and the cash) to do so, I applaud you - because there are many owners of adolescent chimps that are trying to find their beloved "pets" a sanctuary.
Just as you would do anything else, ask yourself these questions:
# 1. Would you own a rottweiler or a pit bull?
Chimps have between 2 times to 7 times the strength of a comparably sized human. They are strong enough to crush human bone with their bare hands and their bite is many times stronger than any dog’s. Adult chimps are harder to manage and can be more aggressive than almost any trained dog. If you would not get a rottweiler, you should not get a chimp.
# 2. Are you willing to risk someone losing their eyes, hands, or worse?
Chimps are smart enough to maim. A chimp, unlike a dog or a shark, does not attack indiscriminately. Nor does it generally attack with the intent to kill, as does a lion or tiger. Chimps attack to cripple and damage. They are aware of and target sensitive spots of the body and destroy them irreparably and quickly. Their primary targets are the eyes, face, hands, and genitals. After they have destroyed these they tend to target the feet or the abdomen. I would recommend listening carefully to the CT woman’s 911 call and pay close attention before you consider if you want the potential for that inside your home. Phillip Cronje had his fingers bit off by one of his own chimps at Johannesburg Zoo for no reason at all.
# 3. Are you okay with living with a cannibal?
Chimps are cannibals. A chimp is an animal that kills other primates, even unfamiliar chimps, and in many cases engages in cannibalism when it does so. A chimp is not a cuddly creature - it is an amazingly intelligent and aggressive omnivore. Think about a smarter, faster bear and you would be getting closer.
# 4. Are your neighbors okay with being attacked? Do they live far enough away to ensure their safety? (Maybe you should ask your neighbors first)
Chimps do not play well with other primates. For a chimp, there are two types of primates - ones like them and ones that aren’t. Primates that aren’t like them are killed out of territoriality or as food. Such “primates” could be your neighbors or their children. Even a minor scuffle with a chimp for someone outside your household could lead to them being permanently disfigured or killed. This is particularly an issue because it is extremely difficult to keep a chimp confined.Chimps are very good at escaping houses and cages, even those managed by trained professionals. NASCAR driver St. James Davis lost his face,hands, and genitals in an attack by two chimps in a sanctuary who escaped their cages.
# 5. Are you willing to let the chimp choose your social contacts?
Primates that are like them are subject to very complex social relationships that they will not be able to fully express to you. If you raise a chimp, it will come to love you. Love is a wonderful and dangerous thing. They may become violent in getting your attention and may also become overprotective. They may become jealous of your other familial relationships. Jealousy by an animal of this level of strength can lead to it attacking people you genuinely care about. This would result in the chimp being shot and the person being maimed or killed.
# 6. Are you willing to give them away as a teenager?
Thankfully, before the chimp generally hurts someone - you will have already seen the signs that it is hitting puberty. It will be more aggressive and more demanding. It will cause property damage. It will begin to masturbate in public. It will act in an aggressive manner to either friends or strangers. You will then have to give the chimp away or risk someone getting hurt. This will not be pleasant for you or the chimp. You will have formed a bond, there will be genuine attachment.
# 7. Can you live with the chimp being tormented from that point on?
The locations where you can give away a chimp are not great. You can give them to a research lab, where they will be experimented on, which no one wants. Or you can attempt to find them a chimp sanctuary which may cost money or have poor living conditions. The chimp, in turn, will miss you. It also will not have the proper social skills to interact with other chimps. It would be as traumatizing as you being raised by chimps and then thrown into a city. Since chimps tend to establish dominance and your chimp will probably be a teenager, it will get beat up a lot by other more established chimps.
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If you answered "no" to any of these, reconsider getting a chimpanzee. Get a dog, adopt a child, take a trip around the world, but do not get a chimp.
Getting a chimp is a dangerous proposal, both for you and the chimp. The most likely scenario is that you get the chimp and realize you're not ready to handle the responsibility of handling an intelligent,dangerous, and needy animal. At this point, you give them away to a sad and unfamiliar life and they never understand why you have abandoned them. A chimp is not like a dog. It does not just forget and move on. It remembers its “family” forever.
The problem is, there is no place for an adult chimp in a human family. Humans live in a world with great levels of social contact and responsibilities that use much of our time. A chimp will only get to deal with its owners. This competition for attention, combined with the natural aggressiveness of an adult chimp, is a very dangerous situation. It is dangerous not only to yourself but to your neighbors and to anyone who visits your home.
Think of it this way. If chimps make such good pets, why do no primate specialists have any as pets? Canine specialists own dogs.Specialists in some other monkey breeds own monkeys. Specialists in chimps do not own chimps. Please take this warning to heart and do not get a chimp.
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Excellent article! This cannot be stressed enough.
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Yes i know about chimps no I think they are ugly even in infancey. But what do you think about owning marmosets?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To get your hands on a marmoset, which represents 25 "New World" monkeys, you will have to rip one from its mother. By the time he/she reaches sexual maturity, you are going to wish you didn't get one. In France it was popular to have a marmoset - then all of a sudden several years after this "trend" they started showing up in public parks. They became so hard to deal with people were just abandoning them!
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It is shocking that anyone can buy a chimp or any other monkey over the internet and they are so cheap. The internet providers should stop all these advertisers trading illegally.
It breaks my heart to see pictures of the babies in nappies being sold as a commodity. I hate to think of what happened to their families. The sale of wild animals should be banned over the inter net and the export of wild animals should be very closely monitored. What is there to do as the governments need to do something.
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